Michael: Actually, I had two fishstick sandwiches. My girlfriend didn’t want hers. Because I guess I’m the only aphrodisiac she needs.
Dwight: 
Fishsticks are not an aphrodisiac. You’re thinking of deer penis.
Michael: Yeeeahh..it worked.
commit this to memory.
Alex Martin.i am single 21yr. young political science/pre-law junior at oklahoma state university. i don't take life in baby steps. i am loud & tend to be extremely opinionated. i LOVE magazine perfume samples, college basketball, the NY Yankees, Alice in Wonderland and english bulldogs. i have amazing friends, and a wonderful family. ♥. :] Follow me & I'll follow you. Get to know what makes me tick.
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(+44): You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the ‘TO LET’ sign over it? You were adamant that the ‘I’ had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET…so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
There is no 'Doctors Note' to excuse you from my blogs.
I write to feel my emotions, to lay all of my cards down and arrange them how I should deal with them. I know I should come with a warning label “If you date this girl and break her heart or hurt her in anyway she will slaughter you in blogs.” This is how I deal with pain, but also love. My life is on a public soap box and many people disagree with that lifestyle, you don’t understand why I do it - and I could careless to explain to you why this is the only way for me.
Many of my future loves won’t even know where I blog, a few might get their Nancy Drew sleuthing raincoat on and find it. He probably won’t like what he reads, he might argue I should say all of this to his face, instead of inside a micro blogging community that possibly will never meet me in real life. He’s right, I should - but I won’t.
This is my open diary, if you break me I will pick up my pieces in every blog entry. If you make me cry my tears will fall on my keyboard, but if you love me - truly embrace the person I am; then the world will read a woman In love. I have faults, I have failures, but I will never consider my open blog to be one of those; if you want to date me, the internet will feel our relationship from start to finish. If you’re not willing to risk that, no worries - I won’t expect a call back.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
The Other Side of the Door by Taylor Swift
“I said, “Leave,” but all I really want is you, to stand outside my window, throwing pebbles; screaming, ‘I’m in love with you.’ Wait there in the pourin’ rain, come back for more. And don’t you leave, ‘cause I know all I need is on the other side of the door…”
So much time has passed. I have these moments where I think to myself where are you, who are you, what day is it today? Time is lost on me. It always has been. To me, the most sensible thing about time is that the clock is a perfect circle. I keep coming back here; back to this place, but on a different day and with a different set of eyes. I read an old journal this morning. Nearly by accident, but not exactly. It had been lying there in my closet waiting for a home after a recent unpacking. Before I retired it to the drawer where I retire things, I gave it one last look. A page from another life. Same person, different day, different set of eyes, lighter pressure on the pen. A page full of certainty and also full of questions. It’s always strange to read the things you’ve hoped for in the past because by now those hopes may be spoken for or gone, transformed or altogether forgotten. Like time, hope can be so senseless. It can carry us up mountains or lie us in the quicksand. But like time, hope is unstoppable, inevitable, and blind. Sometimes we travel fast, hurdling towards the unknown, sometimes the unknown comes hurdling towards us while we watch time standing still. All of this means very little I’m sure, but it felt like something when I sat down to write it.
Perhaps I’ve been wasting our time.
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Andrew McMahon (via lovebug)
Andrew McMahon (via lovebug)
saturday morning was sleeping in until 1145, cinderella waffles with james, getting a great chunk of my paper done while sitting on the balcony, enjoying the fresh air
saturday afternoon was going shopping with james at oldnavy & snagging a sweet NY Giants shirt, going to a crazy ass thrift store that turned out to be not so ‘thrift’, making lady gaga jokes in said thrift store, laughing until my sides hurt, driving with the windows down
satuday night was pizza dinner with james @ mazzio’s, snagging new boots w/ the fur to replace my old nasty ones (buy one get one is the shit, btw), getting my ass kicked by james in Cowboyopoly (the OSU version of monopoly. yes, they make that.), watching t.swift on snl, watching cheaters, laughing until my sides hurt, crashing
:)) i love weekends. even when they go by too fast.
Jack's Mannequin Winter Tour Dates
December 1 - Aragon Ballroom - Chicago, IL (supporting Weezer)
December 3 - Eagles Ballroom - Milwaukee, WI (supporting Weezer)
December 5 - Air Canada Center - Toronto, ON (supporting Weezer)
December 7 - Agganis Arena - Boston, MA (supporting Weezer)
December 9 - Patriot Center @ George Mason University - Washington, DC (supporting Weezer)
December 10 - Sasquehanna Bank Center- Phildelphia, PA (supporting Weezer)
February 5 - The Showbox SODO - Seattle WA (w/ Fun and Vedera)
February 6 - Roseland - Portland OR (w/ Fun and Vedera)
February 7 - Knitting Factory - Spokane WA (w/ Fun and Vedera)
February 9 - In The Venue - Salt Lake City UT (w/ Fun and Vedera)
February 11 - Sacramento State Univ - Sacramento CA (w/ Fun and Vedera)
February 12- House of Blues - Las Vegas NV (w/ Fun and Vedera)
February 13 - Marquee Theater - Tempe, AZ (Support Coming Soon)
February 16 - The White Rabbit - San Antonio TX (w/ Fun and Vedera)
February 17 - House of Blues - Dallas TX (w/ Fun and Vedera)
February 19 - The Beaumont Club - Kansas City MO (Fun)
February 20 - First Avenue - Minneapolis MN (w/ Fun and Vedera)
February 24 - Egyptian Room - Indianapolis IN (w/ Fun and Vedera)
March 5 - The Norva - Norfolk VA (w/ Fun and Vedera)(more to be announced soon)
Yes, we’re sad and disenchanted and heartbroken. But love is there and it is pulsing, breaking, pounding under every flushed cheek and late night spent. Don’t forget about those things. Don’t cheapen them. Be absolutely and irrevocably in love at all times, even if there is not someone to be in love with at the moment.
(via wfflkngbtch)
- Alissa: I wish you didn't hate Christmas & had more Christmas spirit.
- Me: I wish Christmas wasn't an awful & commercialized holiday. We can't all get our wishes. Ha.
